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Monday, June 23, 2014

PewDiePie

Most of you have heard the name "PewDiePie" somewhere.  The most popular gamer on YouTube.  Okay, the most popular YouTuber.  I know I'm going to get bashed at for this, but I'm doing it anyway.  
I mean, just because he's Swedish and he has a cute language or whatever, doesn't mean this butt nugget can take over YouTube.  Take Keralis for example, Keralis is a minecraft youtuber from Sweden, puts a lot of effort in his videos, and PewDiePie is still more popular?  All you have to do is scream curses and immature jokes at a computer while screen recording yourself playing violent games.
Twenty three, still in his house playing video games, has absolutely no talent.  Ticket to fame on YouTube I suppose.  He earns one or more subscribers each second.  Like him or not, you know he's the laziest YouTuber.  I used to be PewDiePie's number one fan, probably. . . But then I noticed I was wasting my time watching a twenty three year old no life gamer.  I don't even think he's focusing on the game when he plays it, all I think he's doing is trying to find every possible way to use the "F" word.  To get himself into the PewDiePie spirit before he starts recording, he probably dumps five sugar packets into a can of Red Bull, and drinks it before the video.  I don't understand, the new form of entertainment is watching people plat video games.  You're watching people play video games when you could be playing them yourself?  I mean, take Football for instance, I don't understand that either :) But this man, is a total smut can.  Soon he'll notice what he spent his life doing, "I'm a construction worker!"  "I work for the bank"  "I play video games. . . bros"  And when that day comes, he better fix Youtube with his magic hammer.

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